Old Man Caught 'Shampooing' His Balls On The Bus!

Hand pocket ball scratch

All the man dem know what it's like to have an itch in your nut sack every now and again, or when your sack simply needs adjusting. No it's not a bad hygiene thing, but sometimes you've just got to straight up scratch your balls. Standard procedure is the old 'scratch your balls through your pocket' move, where we think we are 'discretely' fondling, do what needs to be done and remove the hand.

Well check what 74 year old Philip Milne did...
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This dude took it one step further. Apparently his balls were irritating him in some way and as he didn't have his 'ointment' he pulled out some shampoo that he conveniently had with him, unzipped his fly and started shampooing his meat and two veg. Source

Philip Milne - AKA the ball fondler

Come on man, this motherfucker just got horny and just wanted to beat his meat in public! Reports say that he had a 'semi' and he says he thought he was being discreet. I say give the guy a break. Do you blame a 74 year old man for trying to take advantage of his probably irregular erections? I guess he didn't want to waste it, so carries round his favourite shampoo for the job.

In a statement he resented everyone on the bus for ganging up on him and felt he 'was treated like a hardened criminal'. LOL

~Cee

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