Wednesday, 31 July 2013

Happy National Orgasm Day!

Today is national orgasm day! Some of you will be celebrating with an orgasm some way or another, whether it's with a partner or maybe just Rosie Palm and her 5 sisters... and if you know who the woman on the right is then that's probably you!

Check out these 10 crazy things that have been known to cause orgasms...
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  • Exercise-induced orgasms: Yep, there's a woman out there who can orgasm from gym workouts! Source
  • Nipplegasms: All it takes is a little stimulation of the nipples to release oxytocin, the same chemical responsible for the vaginal contractions of orgasm. Tweak, tweak!
  • Mind orgasms: According to Lady Gaga and other women, it’s possible to get yourself off just by thinking the right thoughts and breathing a certain way. Yeah, I'll just take a beejay, thanks!
  • Labor-induced orgasms: Apparently, the motions of labor stimulate the same areas as, well, you know, leading to mid-labor orgasms. WTF?
  • Yawing: This one requires the antidepressant Clomipramine. A not unheard of side effect of Clomipramine is the orgasmic yawn AKA a yawngasm!
  • Foot orgasm: A rare one, the single sufferer is believed to have had damage done to the sciatic nerve in her left foot during gallbladder surgery. She could orgasm just by standing still! Source
    woman sitting in car
  • Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome (PSAS): In a permanent state of increased blood flow to the sex organs, PSAS suffers have been known to orgasm as many as 200 times a day. This must only effect woman, right?
  • Breast feeding: Nerves connecting from the breasts to the sex organs are responsible of this strange one. Mothers have reported orgasming while breastfeeding their infants. You sick bitches!
  • Riding horses: According to the ladies of Cosmo UK. Damn, a horse is one big ass vibrator!
  • Eating junk food: For one Colorado woman, ice cream is what gets her off. Believe it, cause it’s true! Source
So to get your orgasm today guys you are not just competing against a vibrator...  good luck!

~ Cee
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