Now check out this guy who thinks he has an iron chin!
Sunday 30 June 2013
Slow motion punches to the face!
Ever wanted to see what a face looks like after it's been punched? Then check this out! Skip to the 1 minute mark if you want to get to the punches!
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian called their baby WHAT???
Why are celebs always calling their kids dumb shit?
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Ok, we know they these fools in the public eye are always doing stupid shit but c'mon now, this is fucked up. One of them must have thought it was a good idea, but then the other agreed?
Check out these other dumb celebrity baby names...
Normally you have one parent that starts throwing a load of stupid names at the other, luckily the other parent talks sense and doesn't go along with it. Now i don't know what's worse, the parent who suggested it or the one who agreed it? Does all this Hollywood glitz and glamour turn peoples brains to SHIT or what?
Anyway, well done Kim and Kanye, you've joined the likes of these celebrities who gave their kids dumb names:
Jason Lee (star of 'My Name is Earl) who called his kid Pilot Inspektor. He seems like the type of guy to do this and I'm not surprised at all! I'm sure that shit could've been a lot worse.
Nicholas Cage who called his kid Kal-El. If anyone doesn't know who Kal-El is, it's Superman's 'real' name. I don't actually mind this one that much, pity the kid can't fly though.
Gwyneth Paltrow called here kid Apple (middle name 'Mac' no doubt).
Jermaine Jackson (Michael Jackson's bro) who called his kid Jermajesty. What were you thinking man? That's the kind of name you think about calling your kid as a joke but don't actually go through with it.
What do you think of these kinda names? Is is just celebrities trying to get even more attention or just a people expressing individuality? After all, it's only a name right? Any more stupid baby names you wanna add from other celebs? ~Cee
Friday 28 June 2013
Thursday 27 June 2013
Should the man dem cook?
I'm a 30 year old man and I can hardly cook.
I can make beans on toast and oven chips etc. I could probably even fry an egg. My wife does all the cooking and when she can't or is not there I order a take away.
Is that a problem?
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She always moans that I never cook and even says that she finds men who can cook to be sexy.
Should I learn how to cook or is that just for the new 'in touch' camp men that have appeared all of a sudden?
Response from the Man Dem:
Mate you are a joke! 30 years old and can't cook? don't you know its 2013? ...well that is what all the women wanna hear us say anyway. To be honest there is a lot of the man dem just like you (me included) that just don't cook because we're old school.
But we do the other things that the women wouldn't do like taking the bin out late at night, going down to check out what that noise was and climbing in loft to get the Christmas decorations out.
But I do think that we should learn to cook as it will be one less thing that we depended on women for and we know men are better cooks than women anyway -when you think of cooking programs you think of Jamie Oliver, Gorden Ramsey and that Hestern guy not any women programs.
~ Dee
I can make beans on toast and oven chips etc. I could probably even fry an egg. My wife does all the cooking and when she can't or is not there I order a take away.
Is that a problem?
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She always moans that I never cook and even says that she finds men who can cook to be sexy.
Should I learn how to cook or is that just for the new 'in touch' camp men that have appeared all of a sudden?
Response from the Man Dem:
Mate you are a joke! 30 years old and can't cook? don't you know its 2013? ...well that is what all the women wanna hear us say anyway. To be honest there is a lot of the man dem just like you (me included) that just don't cook because we're old school.
But we do the other things that the women wouldn't do like taking the bin out late at night, going down to check out what that noise was and climbing in loft to get the Christmas decorations out.
But I do think that we should learn to cook as it will be one less thing that we depended on women for and we know men are better cooks than women anyway -when you think of cooking programs you think of Jamie Oliver, Gorden Ramsey and that Hestern guy not any women programs.
~ Dee
Wednesday 26 June 2013
Tuesday 25 June 2013
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's baby is called what???
We all know that celebrities are known for doing stupid shit but c'mon now, this is fucked up. One of them must have thought it was a good idea, but then the other agreed?
Check out these other dumb celebrity baby names...
Monday 24 June 2013
Facebook has 'shared' your personal information!
Look what happened to these people...
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Using public information that you have made available on the internet, do you know how easy it is for someone to clone your ass and open bank accounts in your name, ruin your reputation by creating a fake profile of you with the correct info that 'you' supplied, or maybe even do even worse (ahem' those of you filling your public wall with pictures of your bratty kids).
Yes still use Facebook etc -we all do in fact people think you're a bit weird if you don't! All I'm saying is be careful what PERSONAL information you throw into the world wide web because once its in there you can't get it out! You are putting your trust (basically just hoping) that they don't 'lose' or even sell it to people that can do you harm.
If you need another reminder then just keep below (snips from an online article and a video)
"....Facebook has admitted accidentally leaking more than SIX MILLION email addresses and phone numbers.
The social network said on Friday that a bug had shared the contact information for many users without their consent through its 'Download Your Information' tool.
Facebook said it was "upset and embarrassed" by the leak.
The bug accidentally associated users' information with other contacts, and downloaded their email and phone number when those contacts used the DIY tool.
The social network said that it would contact affected users by email, and added hat it had paid a "bug bounty" to the security researcher who had identified the issue."
Comment below and let me know what you use Facebook for and if it has ever let you down.
Dee
Facebook has 'shared' your personal information!
So why are people still doing it! Do you know how easy it is for someone to clone your ass and open bank accounts in your name, ruin your reputation by creating a fake profile of you with the correct info that 'you' supplied, or maybe even do even worse (ahem' those of you filling your public wall with pictures of your bratty kids).
Look what happened to these people...
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Yes still use Facebook etc -we all do in fact people think you're a bit weird if you don't! All I'm saying is be careful what PERSONAL information you throw into the world wide web because once its in there you can't get it out! You are putting your trust (basically just hoping) that they don't 'lose' or even sell it to people that can do you harm.
If you need another reminder then just keep below (snips from an online article and a video)
"....Facebook has admitted accidentally leaking more than SIX MILLION email addresses and phone numbers.
The social network said on Friday that a bug had shared the contact information for many users without their consent through its 'Download Your Information' tool.
Facebook said it was "upset and embarrassed" by the leak.
The bug accidentally associated users' information with other contacts, and downloaded their email and phone number when those contacts used the DIY tool.
The social network said that it would contact affected users by email, and added hat it had paid a "bug bounty" to the security researcher who had identified the issue."
Comment below and let me know what you use Facebook for and if it has ever let you down.
Dee
Does WILL.I.AM like WILL.E or not?
He is clearly undecided about something here, but is it his sexuality?This one has baffled you for years, admit it. Don't get us wrong we don't mind either way - its 2013 to bumba. We just would like to know (yes because we're nosy).
But...
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...You never hear about him with any other girl other than Cheryl do you? And before you say it, yes agreed everyone has a right to their private life but no-one that high profile can be so good at keeping their life private unless they really had something they wanted to hide.
He is a legend and a very talented individual, you all know there is at least one Black eyed peas song that you love no matter what type of music your into. Everyone likes the guy and would take him either way (no pun intended) so why all the secrecy?
I tried looking for some pictures of him looking less camp but it was a real challenge and this was the best I could find
This is not a witch hunt or a post hating on gays so we don't want negativity just want to know.
Out of interest, what do the man dem think?
Dee
Sunday 23 June 2013
$3 million at a bus stop behind 3M Security Glass. What do you do?
Sounds too good to be true right?
Surely there must be a catch?
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Apparently this was set up to show just how strong the 3M security glass was. Best way to prove it? Let some passers by try and kick the shit out of it in hope of being a bus stop millionaire!
After looking a bit deeper into this I found that you were only allowed to only use your feet to break it which is why you can see people trying WWE drop kicks on it.
Anyway take a look at some of these guys trying their best to get that money.
Can you imagine what's going though these guys heads, the desperation thinking that they're gonna be a millionaire for kicking down some glass at a bus stop?
Were any of you there trying to kick your way to financial freedom?
Realistically no one is even coming close to kicking down that glass, check this guy going at some of the same type of glass with a hammer...
~ Cee
Saturday 22 June 2013
Do you get the feeling you are being pressured into marriage?
Now that’s real commitment right? You’ve got kids together, you live together, you LOVE each other!
What more can she need? This is what she wants!...
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She wants that fucking ring on that finger and there’s no getting round it.
Her parents and her ‘already married’ friends are always asking her… ‘so then do you think you two will get married or what?' And then...
You turn the TV on and there’s nothing but extra pressure coming from the TV!You turn the radio on and you get no help there either! …With Beyonce's 'Wuh uh oh you should have put a ring on it' bullshit.
Then there's Twitter and Facebook, you know she wants this the most!
You can fight it for so long, we know the excuses (and here are the best ones just incase you need them);
- Babes as soon as I have enough money to give you the wedding that you deserve we’ll start planning it but money is tight at the moment
- We don’t need a piece of paper to show we love each other, we're stronger than that.
- Most marriages end in divorce so lets not ruin what we have
- I wanna do a surprise proposal but when you keep mentioning it it just delays me doing it!
If you have used all of them up then I’m afraid it’s time to hand that card in and just accept it.
Why do the man dem fight the wedding ring so hard?
Dee
Friday 21 June 2013
Thursday 20 June 2013
How many FAKE kisses should we do?
When I see certain friends especially some old college friends that I haven't seen in a while, I go to say hello and they are leaning in for the kiss.
But its not even a real kiss on the cheek its like an air kiss! And then some people fake kiss just one side and then some people do both sides?
I'm never sure what to do, what should us 'man dem' do?
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Response from the Man Dem:
This one has been pissing me off me for ages so I'm glad you brought it up Jay (See you even get a name check for this one).
I can't stand gyal that do that! (i'm assuming its girls you're talking about?). Firstly why do they try and go on like their posh with that lardy dar business like their not the same person you saw at college begging friends or was even begging a sub for lunch money. Secondly why the air kiss? if your gonna do the whole kiss thing then actually kiss my cheek -I am clean. Thirdly kissing both sides is just being extra.
My advice to all the man dem facing this problem is that when this happens again and they give you the air kiss, you say 'Sorry I didn't hear you can you say it again. I thought you were kissing my cheek but when I didn't feel anything I realised you wasn't' so that they have to explain their stupid action and hopefully stop doing it.
If any of the man dem have any other solutions or opinions on this then lets here it.
Dee
But its not even a real kiss on the cheek its like an air kiss! And then some people fake kiss just one side and then some people do both sides?
I'm never sure what to do, what should us 'man dem' do?
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Response from the Man Dem:
This one has been pissing me off me for ages so I'm glad you brought it up Jay (See you even get a name check for this one).
I can't stand gyal that do that! (i'm assuming its girls you're talking about?). Firstly why do they try and go on like their posh with that lardy dar business like their not the same person you saw at college begging friends or was even begging a sub for lunch money. Secondly why the air kiss? if your gonna do the whole kiss thing then actually kiss my cheek -I am clean. Thirdly kissing both sides is just being extra.
My advice to all the man dem facing this problem is that when this happens again and they give you the air kiss, you say 'Sorry I didn't hear you can you say it again. I thought you were kissing my cheek but when I didn't feel anything I realised you wasn't' so that they have to explain their stupid action and hopefully stop doing it.
If any of the man dem have any other solutions or opinions on this then lets here it.
Dee
Fighter thinks his chin is made of iron - gets KTFO
You ever watched one of those movies where the tough guy lets someone punch the shit out of him and isn't affected? Well here is one of those guys... not! And where the hell does the superhero come from at 0:45?
Apparently it's 'Black girls put out or lose out'
There is no single answer so here are the top 5 answers that we received from you.
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This question has been asked or even just wondered so many times!
We asked the man dem for your feed back on this, so thanks for all your responses.
What are your thoughts on these?
1) White women are less confrontational and basically will put up with more shit in general than black women meaning there are less arguments and physical confrontations.
2) White women are more likely to wanna please you in bed, they are generally more open and willing to experiment sexually than most black women. Most black women don’t want to free it up and take a conservative approach in the bedroom (basically getting head from a black girl takes Jedi mind tricks or a gold band around her wedding finger), although there are some of exceptions.
3) Having sex with a white woman is revenge or payback on white males for the historical, daily and future racism that black males endure in all walks of life in the UK, America and even globally.
4) UK men and Americans of all races are raised on the same European standard of beauty so men of all races are conditioned (by media etc) to find white women attractive.
5) Many black women are out of shape and don’t do anything about it, using the line that a real man wants more to hold on to (yes having something to hold is good however not wanting to look at you without your clothes on is bad).
We encourage the Man Dem to go with whatever race you like –black, white, yellow or any other colour you like. At the end of the day it’s no-one else’s business.
Man dem do agree or is this bulshit?
Dee
Giraffes use their necks like axes to fight each other
Holy shit! I always thought giraffes were the pussies of the jungle. Not when they're fighting over a female... these giraffes go at it HARD!
Wednesday 19 June 2013
White guy imitates punjabi song - people think it's racist
Some people are suggesting that his attempt at this was racist.
I got jooookkkke!
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But can this be considered racist? Is it really any different to mumbling along the a tune you don't really know the words to in a language that you speak?
This guy seems like he loves the tune, his neck is even going for it. For those who haven't seen the video here it is. Let us know what you think.
~ Cee
Tuesday 18 June 2013
So what's the deal with black people bleaching their skin?
In South Africa a study in the University of Cape Town identified that about 1 woman in every 3 bleaches their skin? What the fuck is happening?
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It's a sad thing that even in this day and age some black people can be so unhappy with their skin colour that they would go to the extremes of using potential cancer creating creams.
These creams have been known to cause blood cancers like leukemia, liver and kidney cancer and potentially a severe skin condition called ochronosis (which basically turns your skin purple, defeating the purpose of actually bleaching your skin).
Some celebrities suspected of skin bleaching:
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| Rihanna |
Has she bleached or is the image on the right the result of make-up/lighting?
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| Vybz Kartel |
Admitted skin bleaching, in fact is looking to launch his own skin bleaching products (the man looks dead).
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| Beyonce |
Bleached skin? Or a photoshop for Loreal advertising?
Don't get me wrong, nearly everybody changes their natural appearance in some way, whether it's hitting the gym like a beast, putting on thick layers of make up, wearing padded bras or hair extensions, but isn't bleaching your skin a bit too far? I think so, especially with the associated risks with using the products. But then again, white folk be tanning all the time!
What do you think? Is skin bleaching too far?
~ Cee
~ Cee
Monday 17 June 2013
Recommended: How to look good and make women everywhere want you!
You have probably got a holiday planned and yes you are going to look lame on the beach next to those muscly guys that all the hot women are sneakily looking at through their dark shades.
If you have not been in the gym this year then you have left it pretty late as they are all rammed at this time of year and you can't get on anything.
What can you do now?... THIS is what you can do!
You buy yourself some decent dumbbells and work out at home. They need to be good ones or they are too much hassle to actually use.
I can fully recommend these bad boys! (pictured below)
Yes they cost more than the average cheap dumbbells you can get, but hey they will get you the results you want because they are actually a pleasure to use rather than the cheap crappy ones that are just too much hassle and eventually won't get used.
You want the body? you want women checking you out? you want to look down on the skinny dudes that you used to be? ...You know what you need to do!
Here's the link to buy it or get more info
Dee
This is what happens when you get caught speeding!
You get a letter from the police and straight away your heart drops and you're thinking 'shit, what have I been caught doing?'Then you realise you've been caught speeding. Your next thought is 'shit, points on my licence and a £60 fine'
But that is not necessarily what has to happen...
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You feel like to screwing up that letter and dashing it hard at the wall but before you do that if you keep reading you will see a little bit below that they are offering a way to get out of the points...
Basically provided you have been caught doing no more than the speed limit plus 10% plus an extra 9mph, you get the option of doing a speed awareness course instead of the points. Example: on a 30mph road as long as you were doing less than 42mph (30mph +10% =33mph, +9 =42mph).
Surprise surprise this course is not free in fact they want even more money from us (£93) and 4 hours of our life! If you need your licence for your job then this is your only real option.
Anyway I did this course so I thought I would let the man dem know what its all about. I'm a man who likes to speed so I went there thinking let me just get through this 4 hour bullshit of being lectured at and made to watch videos of crash victims etc. But you know what? I'm glad I did it as I actually learned a few things and it wasn't about scare monger tactics at all. No intense driving course either though (or any driving) for those of us hoping we got taught how to speed properly!
Did you know that in an emergency if you ring 999 they can only locate your actual location to a few miles of where you are? that delay finding you if you had an accident on a country road that you didn't know where you need the ambulance asap could easily cost you your life. However if you rang 112 instead it pings your exact location to within meters of where you are.
Did you know that only 4% of all crashes happen on the motorway and only 7% of all deaths from crashes happen on the motorway?
These are just some of the things I learned. I won't tell you everything or you won't feel like you got your money's worth when you do it yourself! Basically it wasn't a complete waste of a Sunday morning and my hard earned money.
How many man dem have done this course and did you learn anything?
Dee
Superhero stops man from beating up his woman!
This guy is about to beat the crap out of his woman. Not with this superhero around...
For some reason I want this useless box!
Well check this out! Say hello to The Useless Box! From the get go you know the box is useless, hence it's name. Who would buy ANYTHING called a useless box I hear you say? Keep reading...
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I saw this and was immediately intrigued. How can someone sell something called a useless box? And who the hell would buy one? And then I saw the video and all of a sudden I WANT THIS USELESS BOX!!!
Can you beat the box? NO! Do I want to click the hell out of this thing? YES! For some reason I feel like this will provide me with hours of fun, flicking the switch, only to have the switch be switched off. Friends and family will be gathering around me, each waiting for their turn on the useless box.
This useless box doesn't actually come assembled so it's kind of like a project too, so after you've built it you can have the satisfaction of 'the first click' after all your hard work.
Now, be honest, do you wanna flick the switch?
Check it out!
~C
Recommended: For some reason I want this useless box!
Well check this out! Say hello to The Useless Box! From the get go you know the box is useless, hence it's name. Who would buy ANYTHING called a useless box I hear you say? Keep reading...
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I saw this and was immediately intrigued. How can someone sell something called a useless box? And who the hell would buy one? And then I saw the video and all of a sudden I WANT THIS USELESS BOX!!!
Can you beat the box? NO! Do I want to click the hell out of this thing? YES! For some reason I feel like this will provide me with hours of fun, flicking the switch, only to have the switch be switched off. Friends and family will be gathering around me, each waiting for their turn on the useless box.
This useless box doesn't actually come assembled so it's kind of like a project too, so after you've built it you can have the satisfaction of 'the first click' after all your hard work.
Now, be honest, do you wanna flick the switch?
Check it out!
~C
Talk to the hand ...Yes you will! Phone actually built into gloves!
"Call me later" everyone knows that classic hand gesture where you make your hand into the shape of an imaginary phone. You see it all the time on reality talent shows like X Factor and Dancing on ice with the stars (or whatever its called), but what if that hand gesture was actually how you made calls?
Well it is now mother fuckers! Check these gloves out...
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You can now actually buy gloves that are for just that. They have a tiny speaker and microphone built into the glove and also bluetooth connectivity for linking to phone (the gloves are also touch screen friendly by the way).
You already look crazy talking on a normal in-ear hands free walking down the street and this will have even more people looking at you funny but at least this way (once people know about these gloves) it will be clear your on the phone and are just balls deep in geek tech (I love geek tech).
US: More info / purchase here
UK: More info / purchase here
People getting photoshopped into a bus stop ad... LIVE!
Imagine that, you're sitting at the bus stop and then you see your distorted face on the bus stop ad next to you...
VIDEO: People getting photoshopped into a bus stop ad... LIVE!
Imagine that, you're sitting at the bus stop and then you see your distorted face on the bus stop ad right next to you...
Sunday 16 June 2013
Never has water tasted so good!
You have to get your neck in all sorts of crazy positions to get under the tap while water trickles into your ear, or drink out of your hands (if they are clean) while water drips down your forearms.
Well not any more...
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This cheap little device is what you have been waiting for but you just never knew it!
You can buy it here
Recommended: Never has water tasted so good!
You have to get your neck in all sorts of crazy positions to get under the tap while water trickles into your ear, or drink out of your hands (if they are clean) while water drips down your forearms.
Well not any more...
This cheap little device is what you have been waiting for but you just never knew it!
You can buy it here
Should I have fun weekends OR see my kid?
I am 26 and have a 1 year old son and I am not with his mother.
I want to be a good dad but I work long hours all week and think I deserve to go out and de-stress at the weekends.
This often means that most of Saturday and Sunday I am in no fit state to want to push my son around a park at 10 in the morning.
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I pay maintenance so will I still be a good dad if I only saw him every other weekend? so that I could go out one weekend and then see him the other weekend.
He's too young to notice the difference anyway so could I just see him more when I'm about 30 and not going out that much and he'll be 5 and would appreciate it more.
Man Dem response;
Man up. These early years are more important than you think and its when the real bonds are made because things like materials and gifts don't matter at that age, they just want your time. Plus you never know what might happen in the future so you have to enjoy your kids now.
Going out with the man dem is not a bad thing but once you have responsibilities then you need to prioritize. Maybe go out with the man dem once a month on payday?
Dee
So it's actually illegal to be fat now? Better lose some weight!
Japan is making an effort to ensure that peoples bodies don't get in the supersized 'cuddly' aka obese slobbish shape of a lot of the American and British population.
The way they intend to do this? Check it out...
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By having a regular gut measurement taken to ensure that you are within the recommended guidelines.
The recommended waist sizes are a 33.5 inch waistline for men and a 35.4 inches for women.
If you have been identified as a fatty, you can get some counseling or your employer may get fined, so to get you down to a more acceptable size they offer you gym memberships and pedometers and shit like that.
Makes sense to me, I think the main objective is to save on health care costs across the country. I know you've all looked at a 'large' person in an electric wheelchair buggy type thing and wondered, "do you need that or are you just too fat and lazy to walk". Admit it!
Anyway, what do you think about this. Should other countries adopt this hard approach? Or should we pretend that it's okay to let yourself get ridiculously overweight and cheesy between the fat cracks?
See the video to the story below:
~ Cee
Saturday 15 June 2013
Your child needs YOU more than you realise
Too many boys nowadays do not know what it means to be a man, how can they -they don’t have a man in their lives.Kids on your street will go to bed tonight without saying goodnight to their Dad because he simply isn’t there.
Maybe even your kid? Actually there is now two million...
...single parent families in Britain. The vast majority are headed by a mother, meaning that millions of kids are being raised in households where there is no father. (The figures, from the Office for National Statistics, showed that more than one in four families – 26% – are now led by a single parent.)
Nearly one-fourth of America’s children live in mother-only families. Out of the families living in Hamilton county, 39% of them are headed by a single mother. Of the children living with their mothers, 35% never see their father and 24% see their fathers less than once a month. These kids no doubt live with a woman, and they are taught by a woman at school. Where do they see and interact with positive male role models? If kids is a boy how do they learn what it means to be a man? ...TV? ...Movies? ...On the street?
Even in homes where the father are there research shows that the average father spends less than 10 minutes a day one-on-one with his child. We are living in a society where emotional and spiritual fatherlessness is becoming the norm. Many of today’s fathers did not have positive role models to show them what it means to be a father to a child, so they are not there to show their children what it means to be a father.
No matter how good a mother is, she can't replace what you as a father provides to a child. Irrefutable research shows that mothers typically are nurturing, soft, gentle, comforting, protective and emotional. Dads (myself included) tend to be challenging, prodding, loud, playful, encourage risk taking, and physical. Children need a balance of protection and reasonable risk taking.
Studies have shown that involvement of a father or a positive male role model in the lives of children has profound effects on them. Father-child interaction promotes a child’s physical well being, perceptual ability and competency for relating with others.
These children also demonstrate greater ability to take initiative and show self-control.
How can you make a positive difference for these children?
• If you are a dad who doesn’t live with your yout then you can make the effort to visit with your child more often and be intentional about teaching them important life lessons.
• If you are an teacher you can encourage dads to take on a more active role in the classroom.
• If you are a positive male role model you can involve yourself in the lives of children in your community who can benefit from your influence.
• If you are a leader in your business encourage your employees to be involved in community efforts such as mentoring, sports or activity coaches, Boy Scouts, Girl Scouts, youth groups, Boys Club or Girl’s Inc.
Too many of us could have wrote this post from our own experience but it doesn’t have to be like that for the kids of today.
Man Dem are you doing your bit?
Wearing beat down leaning Uggs should be a crime!
How many times have you seen somebody walking in front of you feeling nice, in a pair of leaned up, beatdown Uggs? Oh it gets worse...
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When I first saw Uggs I thought they looked kinda weird but accepted that fashion is always changing, so whatever.
Next thing I see is fake Uggs, dirty mash up Uggs and the worse of all, the leaning Uggs. Is this even legal? Why would you even come out of your house like this?
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| The straight up dead and buried Uggs... |
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| The 'Clean but Lean' Uggs... |
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| The 'One is half decent so I'll still rock em' Uggs... |
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| The 'I don't even need real' Uggs |
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| Men's Uggs - Not bad right? |
Are our fists really made for punching? Apparently so...
Kind of makes sense actually, I mean, why else would we have Boxing, MMA and other combat sports right?
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Apparently we are the only species with the ability to wrap our thumbs around the rest of our knuckles to form a fist. Obviously we have to use them to punch each other! So next time you feel a little angry, feel free to punch your boss, teacher, child or parent in the jaw, and feel comfortable in the fact that it's what our fists are made for, I'm sure you'll get a bly.
So, who feels like they can fight a Silverback Gorilla now, knowing that you have the advantage with your 'super evolved' fists over their big, clumsy, open handed, beast fingers?Just so you know, this Gorilla will FUCK YOU UP even though it can't make a fist.
What do the man dem think? Fists made for punching or not? When you make a fist do you have the natural urge to punch something?
~ Cee
Friday 14 June 2013
Do I need to go down on a girl to be good in bed?
I am a 18 year old black guy and would say I'm quite good in bed. Well I've never had any complaints ...until now.
After getting a bit of a blowie from one of my regular chicks I decided that I was ready to give her a good wooding so I did exactly that.
However...
...She is 24 so I was curious as to how I compared to sex that she has had with older guys. She said that I was a typical 'boy' but with a big d*ck and to my surprise she blatantly said that she had had much better!
I asked what it was exactly and she said it was because I didn't go down on her. Now going down on girls will get you laughed at where I'm from, if my friends found out I did that they would think I was a right pussy! Plus I don't want to do it either as they look so gooey if you know what I mean, and what if it smells?!
To be considered good in bed do I need to go down on girls or is she just a one off?
Man Dem response;
Boy ya know (no pun intended), you guys are really going in with these questions! Girls (and especially women) need some sort of foreplay as they are not like us men who can be turned on by a picture that merely resembles a bit of flesh.
So yes you will need to warm her up some how whether that be with your hands, a toy or get down and stuck in with your tongue! (if that's your sort of thing!)
You need to manage expectation, if you don't want to eat pum you need to let her know early so she's not expecting you to as I imagine the disappointment of not getting what she thinks she deserves takes away from whatever you think you are doing with your 'big d*ck' (which we all know really means that she knows your insecure about the size of your tings so she's fooling up your head).
Another thing to note is that if her pussy is frowsy then do you even want to be sticking your dick in there?
So man dem what's the verdict? Stop being a pussy and eat pussy, or stay strong to your selfish ways (strong like that smell of his gyal).
Dee
