The Intimacy 2.0 - The dress that turns transparent when a woman is turned on!

Let's face it, the man dem wanna get straight down to business as quick as possible. Well with this dress you'll know when she's turned on!

>>More Videos<<

London police officers getting jiggy in this carnival dance!

Check out these 3 police officers dancing at the Notting Hill Carnival!

>>More Videos<<

Miley Cyrus and the VMA crazy dance performance

WTF is she on? Anyone who hasn't seen the Miley Cyrus performance... check it out!

>>More Videos<<

Texas Pastor says NO to weaves in his church!

Weave in my church? Ain't nobody got time fo dat! Pastor Amir from Waco, texas has BANNED weaves in his church.

So no Beyonce style, hair flowing fake hairstyles under his roof! His reason for the ban?
---
He feels that women wearing weaves presents a false image of themselves and are associated with women who have low self-esteem.

He doesn't give a damn who he upsets in the process but he ain't having this shit. This is what he had to say:

“Our black women are getting weaves trying to be something and someone they are not. Be real with yourself is all I'm saying. I lead a church where our members are struggling financially. I mean really struggling. Yet, a 26 year old mother in my church has a $300 weave on her head. NO. I will not be quiet about this.” Source

Now, I kinda see where he's coming from but the truth is that some parents spend stupid amounts of money on other stuff when they know full well they can't afford it. Everyone's seen the 2 year old kid dressed top to bottom in designer gear when the mum looks like a fucking tramp. How about young wannabe gangsters wearing nuff jewellery and then they don't have any money to support their own kid or pay child benefit?

Nice try pastor but personally, i just think your pissed because they didn't 'pastor' money to pay for your new car.

~Cee

Check out these realistic drawings of cartoon characters!

I don't know why these have been created but some of these look straight up UGLY!

Ever wondered what real life versions of cartoon characters would look like? Neither have I! Anyway see how many of these ugly things you can guess.

Check em out!

~Cee

Failed robbery in Brazil - Thief gets kicked out of window!

Okay, I don't know if he was kicked but that's what I imagine! Shop owner must be a straight up badman! Anyone got more info on this?

>>More Videos<<

White French dude spitting Reggae like a yardie!

Check out Biga Ranx on the mic! French and hitting the reggae hard! And then check out this white Jamaican guy!

>>More Videos<<

How NOT to do a TaeKwonDo demonstration!

This guy is full of fail! Even down to the board hitting the little girl in the head!

>>More Videos<<

Yankees fan caught squeezing girl's tiddy on camera!

What is that, like 2nd base? Check out this grimey motherfucker groping the drunken girl... lol!

>>More Videos<<

The coolest things about being blind (from a blind guy)!

Now this is a guy with a positive attitude. Makes you think...

>>More Videos<<

Black stereotype - Beyonce orders 48 chickens from Nando's after V Festival!

I found it funny when I saw this in the news... Beyonce spends nearly £1500 on chicken from Nando's.

If you're from the UK you'll know that Nando's is the the place to go if you want your 'Peri-Peri' chicken and as there's shit loads of unnecessary hype when it comes to Nando's chicken. Check what she ordered...
---
(We all know the ONLY reason this made the news is because of the stereotype... black folk LOVE chicken!)

Anyway, check out the greedy diva's bill:

Okay, obviously it wasn't all for her, it was for her entourage and shit. Source

~Cee

Usain Bolt's Russian victory dance fail

Check him after he won... nearly fall on his ass! Brother got low though still!

>>More Videos<<

Awesome live action version of Family Guy Chicken Fight!

Anyone who watches Family Guy will know about the famous chicken fights... check out the live action version!

And here's the Family Guy version:

>>More Videos<<

Little Chinese grandmother grows a devils horn on her forehead!

Check out what's happening on the forehead of the 101 year old grandmother, Zhang Ruifang from China!

Out of nowhere she has started growing a horn which has now reached 2.4 inches. WTF is this shit? Mark of the devil?
---
This looks straight up fucked up. Doctors have suggested it is made up of the same stuff that makes your fingernails (keratin). Well that's one big ass ugly looking fingernail! Source

She's also growing another one on the other side of her head too. And apparently she's looking forward to it because she likes the attention. I guess when you're old and your family stops visiting and want to put you in an old folks home, some attention is better that none right?

Check out these other pics:

~Cee

Old man 'Uncle Drew' kicks EVERYONE'S ass at basketball!

Check the old man dunking on motherfuckas!

>>More Videos<<

Amazing optical illusions to blow your mind!

I've always been a fan of optical illusions. Check out these from the master of illusions!

>>More Videos<<

Submitted Rant: Loud mouthed Atheists are just as bad as religious nuts!

Submitted by Anonymous:
ATHEISM IS JUST ANOTHER BELIEF! Lack of belief in a god does not imply you have no beliefs as you still believe that there is no god. Loud mouthed atheists who try to force their beliefs on everybody else are just as fucking BAD and ANNOYING as the loud mouthed religious people who force their beliefs on everybody else. And the thing that annoys me the most?
---
The thing that annoys me the most about militant atheists is the tendency to spout "scientific findings" or what Richard Dawkins says as if it was gospel. If you don't fact check what you're talking about and if you blindly repeat what some bloke says aren't you just as bad as the religions you claim to hate so much?

Remember that scientific papers are subject to peer review. They are corrected, self-corrected, argued over and receive counter-papers for years until the scientific community comes to a consensus. So not only do these idiots repeat the words of another man blindly like parrots but they misunderstand exactly how science works. Science is not stone cold fact. Science is ever changing theories about how we (as fallible humans) THINK something works because of observations we've made with the technology we have available to us. Yes, there's a lot of theories we as a species have made that are most likely a hundred percent true, but there's also a lot we don't understand properly.

"There is no God" bus campaign

Let's use an example, years and years ago, because of the technology available to the thinkers of that period they believed in vitalism. This was the widely accepted scientific explanation of their day for living beings. It's obviously since been disproven by organic chemistry, biochemistry, genetics and the like. And even then, something like genetics isn't set in stone. We used to think it was a simple case of four bases, three to a codon, each codon to an amino acid, amino acid chain to a protein, but it's not. Turns out there's a-whole-nother level of complexity above that that we initially missed (epigenetics). Who's to say we won't discover more complexity above that as technology improves? Who's to say where we will be with scientific theory in another 400 years with unimaginable technology?

Anyway, my point is this whole Atheist memes, finger pointing at the "hurr durr stoopid bible humpers" bullshit makes you a complete asshole of a sorry excuse for a human being and makes you just as bad as the religious nuts that a. go on about how you'll burn in hell because you're not X/Y/Z religion and b. you hate so much.

Instead of pointing fingers at who's "wrong" or who's "stupid" and being on your high horse like somehow the fact that you have a different belief makes you superior, why not try to stop being such a bunch of immature little fuckfaces and remember what respect is? Try and remember we live in a (apparently) democratic country where we are free to believe in whatever the fuck we want to. Try and remember that the majority of people who are religious are just nice folk who believe in something different to you and that many of these religious people even work as scientists.

You have every right to be proud of what you believe in. You have no right to force your beliefs down everybody else's throats while pointing at everybody else, screaming about how they're stupid plebs and that you're the only person who's right.

And seriously, stop abusing science like religions abuse belief. Idiotic parrot-like recital of new papers and findings that have yet to be properly peer reviewed is embarrassing and is, as I've said, utterly wrong.

Here's a handy formula for the next time you find something idiotic like a "scientific paper" that "proves atheists are smarter than religious people":

One paper =/= fact
A thousand papers + Years of peer review, counter-arguments and changes = Closer to fact.

tl;dr - Extremists of any flavour are utterly insufferable fucktards, Richard Dawkins is an utterly insufferable, pompous king of the fucktards, people who don't fact check and quote science as gospel deserve to be lined up and shot (or at least educated), scientific theories are not OMG STONE FACTS (hint, they're theories) and they aren't the bastion of hope and trufax you're looking for just because you want to be le edgy and cool and not believe in what's mainstream.

Shit, I think I was supposed to be in work like half an hour ago.

/Morning Rant.
Submitted by anonymous user

Wow, that was deep! Now check out how Jamaican Reverend Goddy Goddy preaches!

Little girl TOTALLY fails in this trust fall!

Sisterly bond broken forever in that very moment

>>More Videos<<

Amazing! Mario Kart helps 10 year old boy saves his grandma's life!

Who says video games are bad for children? Not for this hero! Gryffin Sanders who's only 10 years old saved his great grandma from crashing her car after having a heart attack.

His little bro was also in the car, so Gryffin did what he knew best and resorted to skills he learnt from Mario Kart!
---
When he saw his grandma wasn't responding he grabbed the wheel and managed to control in into the hard shoulder finally stopping in a muddy area.

Now was this a skilled move done by a Mario Kart obsessed kid? Or simply a scared kid grabbing the steering when in a panic? Either way it seems like his actions saved the lives of himself, his grandma, his little bro AND other drivers on the road.

Gryffin, you are officially one of The Man Dem. Well done son! Check the vid:

Now check this guy riding his scooter and crashing to the sounds of Mario!

Man finds out the hard way that HE is actually a WOMAN!

Sounds crazy right? Check it, Chinese guy goes to the doctors with stomach pains and swelling.

The diagnosis? An ovarian cyst! That's right they found ovaries - bits that only women should have. It's the equivalent to a woman having a big set of hairy balls!
---
You'd think he might have known something was wrong when he had been living all of his life with NO TESTICLES and a micropenis (like the dude out of The Hangover). To top it off he stopped growing at the age of 10 and only grew to 4.5 feet tall. Poor bastard! Source

It turns out that he has a rare genetic disorder called Turner Syndrome which is basically a total fuck up of hormones and chromosomes and as a result you get a mish mash of genitalia and a lifetime of having the piss taken out of you in the shower.

Now this has been officially diagnosed, he has decided to continue living as a man and is taking hormone replacements to hopefully 'man him up' a bit. This just brings up a whole load of questions for me. He ever even bust a nut? I guess not because he has no balls. Does he/she like men or women? Or is he/she asexual?

Either way, I can't help feel sorry for the guy. Doctors, do this guy a favour and give him a dick!

~Cee

Workers in a factory wear diapers as they risk losing their jobs if they go to the toilet!

You thought your workplace was shit. I imagine that this workplace actually smells like shit!

Imagine not being able to go to the toilet and having to hold it in all day or unload in a diaper like a baby.  Well that's what it's like for these 3500 workers...
---
In poverty-stricken central American nation Honduras, workers in a factory wear diapers rather than anger their bully management style bosses by going on a toilet break, for fear of losing their $1 per hour job. [source]

'A team of 30 inspectors has been sent to investigate at the Korean-owned Kyungshin Lear plant, which makes safety harnesses for export to the US.

US trade unionists will also inspect the plant in gang-ravaged San Pedro Sula, where 1,218 people were murdered last year.'

Now I've heard of some bad places to work and jobs that are not good for you but this one literally takes the piss.

I bet your workplace doesn't seem so bad now does it.

What is the worst place you have worked for?

~Dee

Fatties resorting to painful tongue patch to lose weight!

There are loads of methods for losing weight out there at the moment, we've seen them all. Atkins, Weight Watchers, cabbage soup diet, liquid diet, Jenny Craig, Slim Fast etc. etc. and in reality none of that shit is gonna work unless you're gonna stay off the unhealthy stuff when you end the diet. Well how about this extreme weight loss method?
---
Say hello to The Miracle Patch. This patch is sewn to your tongue using 6 stitches and makes it so painful to eat food that you're FORCED to consume liquids only! Fucking genius... not! Kind of reminds me of that nasty nail biting paste that I had as a kid, and fucking HATED the taste of. Did it stop me biting my nails... nope!

The good news is that The Miracle Patch only comes with a few side effects, mainly swelling of the tongue and difficulty speaking after getting the patch. Not to mention difficulty sleeping and generally moving your tongue at all. Source

The cost of this unapproved procedure? $2000 from some dude in Beverly Hills, BUT if you go to Venezuela you can get this at the dirt cheap price of $150!

Wanna know more? Then listen to the weird looking white dude who invented it tell you all about it:

My unprofessional advice to anyone who wants to lose weight:

• Reduce the amount of calories you are eating each day
• Do some exercise!
• Make gradual PERMANENT changes in your life. e.g. instead of full fat milk get skimmed
• Cut out snacking on stuff or replace your snacking with healthier stuff!
• Don't overfill your plate!
• Stop drinking so much alcohol
• Eat breakfast so you are not hungry and don't snack on shit later on!

~Cee

REVEREND sings RAGGA STYLE in CHURCH about adultery!

Rev Goddy Goddy goes in hard!

Preaching about dem women who will try and make you stray from your wife!

Almost makes me want to go to church!

>>More Videos<<

25 year old zit finally gets dug out!

This is best viewed whilst eating your breakfast!

>>More Videos<<

Lady Gaga goes COMPLETELY nude in this weird video!

That's right, you get to see Lady Gaga naked in the name of 'Art'. You might need to log in to your YouTube account though. Nudity at 1:23. Pervs!

>>More Videos<<

The Stroke of happiness! Man left unable to feel sad after having a stroke

When you hear about someone having a stroke you usually think of it as being a bad thing.  Often leaving people physically and mentally changed for the worse -you've seen stroke victims faces all leaned up so you know what I mean.

But when Malcolm Myatt had a stroke he literally couldn't be happier! It has left the 68 year old actually unable to feel sad!
---
The stroke happened in 2004 and he was hospitalized for 19 weeks.  He now has no function in his left arm and can only walk small distances and has to use a walking stick.  However he does have one of the best side affects anyone could wish for, he can't feel unhappy EVER! [source]

He was told by doctors that the stroke had hit the frontal lobe of his brain, which controls the emotions.

The retired lorry driver said: "I am never depressed. Being sad wouldn't help anything anyway. I would definitely rather be happy all the time than the other way round. It's an advantage really.
"The stroke could have become my worst enemy but I wouldn't let it. Now I barely even notice that I don't feel sadness.”

Beat this guy up, he'll be laughing at you.  Kill his dog, he'll look forward to buying a new one.  Take him to a funeral, he still can't hide his happiness  ...awkward!

This story makes me happy just reading it, and it just goes to show that good things can come from unfortunate events. Life is what you make it.

Look at this guy with no arms and no legs and he seems happy enough!

~Dee

Babies getting thrown off a roof in weird ritual

Some crazy shit goes on in the world...

>>More Videos<<

It's only a matter of time - until your facebook f**ks you over

I've always been a bit cautious of putting up pics on my Facebook account, you never actually know who's looking. We're living in the time of "if it's not on Facebook, it didn't happen" and sooner or later that way of thinking will fuck us all over. Well check what happened to this New Zealand woman...
---
After she got SACKED for suspected misuse of sick leave, her employers (Air New Zealand) are now trying to force her to to allow access to her Facebook page to prove that she wasn't just 'pulling a sicky' if she wants any chance of getting her job back. She has refused, as you would, but her employers are not budging until she allows full unrestricted penetration of her Facebook page.

Spot the fail!

By the sounds of it, someone let the bosses know (or they saw themselves) that while she was taking the sick leave to care for her 'ill sister', she was taking selfies of herself at Auckland Zoo or some shit and posting it on Facebook for all of her 'friends' to see. Source

This isn't the first time this has happened in new Zealand, some other dude got fired after taking a week's sick leave, and then the dumb motherfucker posted pictures of himself at some canoeing festival.

Wake up people... stop posting your whole fucking lives on Facebook, especially if you're doing shit that you shouldn't be!

~Cee

The best and worst date ever!

Ha ha. This just shows how men and women want completely different things on a date. You have got to feel sorry for the guy!

>>More Videos<<

Small snake swallows HUGE frog whole!

Nature at it's finest!

>>More Videos<<

The REAL Mowgli jungle boy found in the forests of Vietnam!

Imagine living in the Vietnamese jungle all your life, only eating fruit, cassava and corn and the only clothes you own are a loin cloth to cover your nuts and butt crack.

Well that was a reality for this guy!
---
This is Ho Van Lang who is now 42 years old after his dad took him away from the craziness of the Vietnam war after he saw his wife and his other child killed in an explosion. Sad. They lived in the jungle on some Rambo shit and learned to survive out there like warriors. And who blames them for leaving society after all the fucked up shit that goes on when you mix with so called 'normal' people.

They were spotted in the jungle by some local villagers (probably whilst Ho Van Lang and his pops were feasting on the carcass of a wild boar or a snacking on a rattlesnake) so they called the authorities. Source

They've found that Ho Van Lang can't speak much of his native language but can say a few words. But hey, you're not gonna need words when you're doing Rambo shit like skinning wildlife animals for dinner. And who needs words when you've been nowhere near a female HUMAN for the last 40 years... hmmm. Are you still a virgin if you fuck a wild animal?

~Cee

Killer fish target and chew off men's testicles!

I don't why men in Sweden are swimming in the sea without their shorts on but they need to stop that shit right now!

...Or risk getting their balls chewed off and then left for dead by testicle craving killer 'Pacu' fish! (a close evil relative of the already deadly piranha fish)
---
You're probably thinking WTF! is this for real? and so was I until I read the full article from the Telegraph.

The alert came after a fisherman in the Oresund Sound off the southern coast, caught one that was 21 centimeters long and recognized what it was and raised the alarm.
These freshwater fish can grow up 90cm and weigh up 25kg's, have proper teeth and they are actually targeting your balls.

In areas where Pacus hang out, fishermen have reportedly bled to death after losing their testicles to the fish's crushing jaws.  Locals think that these fish were made purposely for killing men in this unthinkable and painful way and say that their mouths are designed to fit human balls into comfortably!

This has got to be the worst way to die! I'd rather someone just broke my neck! ...Like this

I know your face is screwed up just reading this! and if it isn't, you're probably a woman,

~Dee

Apple do NOT want you to know about these apps!

We all know how tight and strict Apple is with its infrastructure, which to be fair works pretty well for them, as die hard Apple fans will still buy their products if Apple dictated who they were allowed to call and what times they could use their own apps!

For the people who like freedom  of choice here are a few of the apps that Apple doesn't want the world to know about...
---
With more than 900,000 apps available for download, maybe Apple can afford to be picky, but some of those to be banned show Apple’s prudishness towards nudity, bodily functions and potentially pissing off important people.

Ghetto tweets
What is it: An app that converts Twitter posts into slang

How does it work: It syncs with Twitter to filter friend Tweets, turning your friends words into a slang that includes the words “gangsta” and “iPhizzle”.

Why Apple rejected it: It was bombarded with complaints and deemed it offensive.

Is it available elsewhere: No.

Send me to heaven
What is it: A mobile “sports” game

How does it work: Users have to throw their mobile phones as high into the air as possible (and presumably catch them again on the way back down). It uses your phones accelerometers to measure how it flies in the air.
Why Apple rejected it: For “encouraging behaviour that could result in damage to the user’s device.”

 

Obama Trampoline

What is it: A game that allows users to bounce politicians around a cartoon Oval Office

How does it work: Select one of 18 politicians from Barack Obama to Sarah Palin and shake the phone to make them bounce on a trampoline and pop balloons

Why was it rejected: Apple does not approve of ridiculing public figures.

Is it available elsewhere: No, the developers have not made a version yet for other devices.

Tawkon Radiation Detector
What is it: A programme that calculates exposure to electromagnetic radiation from phones and mobile phone masts

How does it work: Based on environmental conditions, distances from masts and how much you use your phone, it provides a summary of how much radiation you may be been exposed to. The idea was to help those concerned about their exposure monitor it

Why Apple rejected it: Apple feared it may scare people and cause confusion.

Is it available elsewhere: On Google’s Android devices.

Wikileaks

What is it: A way to access and read classified documents

How does it work: It provides searchable access to the Wikileaks site, allowing the secret documents to be read while on the move

Why Apple rejected it: Apple deemed it a potential threat to iPhone users and said it failed to meet a requirement in its terms and conditions about not making personal attacks on individuals.

Is it available elsewhere: Yes, on Android.

I am Rich

What is it: An app that does nothing but costs $1,000

How does it work: People with too much money pay for the app and it displays a red diamond in the back ground with the catchphrase “I am Rich”

Why Apple rejected it: No explanation was given, but the reason should be obvious. Eight people downloaded it before it was banned.

Is it available elsewhere: Yes, an exact copy is available on Android for free.

Me so Holy

What is it: Paste a picture of your head onto the body of holy figures

How does it work: take a picture of yourself, chose a religion and paste your face on the body of Jesus or other religious figures

Why Apple rejected it: It was deemed to be “objectionable content”.

Is it available elsewhere: No.

Pocket Girlfriend

What is it: A picture of an attractive woman who responds to users

How does it work: The user can select a “girlfriend” from a number of photos – admittedly some in their underwear . A set of stock responses are available such as “Why would I want to talk about my feelings.” Or the user can programme in their own responses. It also offers the opportunity to augment the virtual “girlfriend” by buying her a breast enlargement

Why Apple rejected it: Apple felt it was demeaning to women. Or probably was worried about the amount of complaints it might cause from dirty old men about their 'sticky button'.

Is it available elsewhere: Yes, on Android.


Personally I would rather they just let users decide on what apps they wanted rather than trying to hide the ones they didn't like from us.  Android are clearly giving the users more freedom at the moment and they have got just as many apps.

Which of these apps are you going to download first?!!!....

~Dee

P0RN sex vs REAL sex explained with FOOD!

You will never look at chocolate sandwich spread in the same way again!

>>More Videos<<

Zimmerman lookalike murders wife and posts it on Facebook!

People, what the fuck is going on? Some psycho called Derek Medina murders his wife and then posts the picture of her dead body on Facebook with 'RIP'?

The sick thing is that that the image was SHARED on Facebook 170 times! And you know what I find really creepy?
---

That this motherfucker looks JUST LIKE ZIMMERMAN! Think I'm joking? Check the pic:

One of these guys is a murderer. Or is it both?

This guy also lives in Florida, where the case of Trayvon Martin shooting took place. Alright, it doesn't stop there... check this shit out:

Medina was described as a self-appointed neighbourhood watchman who patrolled the area with a concealed gun, according to local residents. Source

Is there a family of crazy fuckers 'patrolling' the streets of Florida all made from Zimmerman DNA or what?

~Cee