Forget losing your mobile phone... how about losing your penis!Geraldo Ramos from Dominican Republic was out on a big night out, got totally SMASHED and does what all the piss heads do and wandered the streets NAKED!
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Apparently he was so drunk that he has no idea where his dick went, he just woke up with a man-gina in it's place whilst in the back of an ambulance. Rumours from neighbours are that the local dog ate his meat (and left the two veg) after he was attacked by it. Source
No dog has been found nearby which still leaves the question... where the fuck is this guys dick? And can you you really get that drunk that you don't know what happens to it? This guy must've been drinking some next level shit or been high as a kite! I smell bullshit...
Speak Spanish? Here's the news report, any translations appreciated!
~ Cee
