Thursday, 15 August 2013

Man finds out the hard way that HE is actually a WOMAN!

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Sounds crazy right? Check it, Chinese guy goes to the doctors with stomach pains and swelling.

The diagnosis? An ovarian cyst! That's right they found ovaries - bits that only women should have. It's the equivalent to a woman having a big set of hairy balls!
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You'd think he might have known something was wrong when he had been living all of his life with NO TESTICLES and a micropenis (like the dude out of The Hangover). To top it off he stopped growing at the age of 10 and only grew to 4.5 feet tall. Poor bastard! Source

It turns out that he has a rare genetic disorder called Turner Syndrome which is basically a total fuck up of hormones and chromosomes and as a result you get a mish mash of genitalia and a lifetime of having the piss taken out of you in the shower.

Now this has been officially diagnosed, he has decided to continue living as a man and is taking hormone replacements to hopefully 'man him up' a bit. This just brings up a whole load of questions for me. He ever even bust a nut? I guess not because he has no balls. Does he/she like men or women? Or is he/she asexual?

Either way, I can't help feel sorry for the guy. Doctors, do this guy a favour and give him a dick!

~Cee
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